The UK transfer deadline day has just
passed and as usual, there were all of the normal shenanigans, such as players
falsely being linked to clubs and astronomical amounts of money being paid for
players. This time was no different, and
to make the day a little more fun, you could have turned the day into an
interactive game of Transfer Day Bingo.
Players of the game would mark the following items on their cards and
cross them off while sitting on the sofa watching Sky Sports all day.
- Harry Redknapp pulls his Range Rover up to the curb and tells a bystander “There’s nothing major Gary, just some bits and pieces you know”.
- Twitter warns of a potential crash after a wag reports seeing Messi buying a Ginster’s slice near old Trafford
- Kaka is linked to Arsenal
- A Sky TV interviewed shares a pizza with a Premiership manager
- A Bolivian who would struggle to point out London on a map announces that “joining Stoke City is a dream come true” *****
- Peter Odemwingle drives to London and waits outside a club in a bid to force a move from West Ham
- Kaka gets linked with West Ham
- After chasing big-money strikers all summer, Arsenal spent £6.5m on a diminutive midfielder
- The excitement levels are high in the afternoon, but Sky Sports News still manages to find time to show Jim White arriving at work.
- The journalist who unluckily ends up covering Stoke looks nervous as groups of youth crowd behind to get in the camera
- Kaka gets linked with Fulham
- Jim White starts his shift abseiling down from the Wembley Arch
- A run-of-the-mill Greek/German club pulls out from talks with Bendtner
- Sky make an assumption that a distant man is Mata/Bale/Defoe
- Everton insist Baines and Fellaini are going nowhere
- Baines and Fellaini join Manchester United
- There is chat about faxes arriving before the deadline
- Kaka stays at Madrid
- Window closes, and a reminded that deals may still happen
- A list of free agents is published
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